Fall break is over and I am back in Greenville now but while I was home Mom was being her typical self. At one point, the night before Thanksgiving, I walked into the kitchen (there was no music playing) and she was doing some kind of booty roll, clapping her hands, and giggling at herself. I was sitting on one of the stools on the computer and we just got new knobs on our cabinets.. She comes in the kitchen gets something out of the cabinet and tries to walk away but the drawstring to her pants was caught in the knob so she took the cabinet door with her THEN forgot what she came in the kitchen to do. On Thanksgiving she was showing the entire family her dances (this time she was playing "Super Bass" by Nicki Minaj).
The dancing did not end there.. The next day was of course black Friday, every store was playing Christmas music and what's Mama doing? Booty rolling up and down the aisles. If she wasn't dancing she was singing. We went to lunch at Moe's, they played Michael Jackson.. MOM LOVES MJ. She was so upset when he passed. Mema about had a stroke because Mom was singing at the table, attempting to do the moonwalk, and screeching "ow!" during "Billie Jean".
I just got off the phone with her, we were discussing what I wanted for Christmas and she was telling me how everything on my list is not in the budget (of course). We got on the subject of what I got last year and I talked about the ipod I got. She doesn't even remember giving me an ipod she is convinced Trevor gave it to me.
Now you see why I have asked her to start writing down our conversations.
Thanks for making me laugh....She is HILARIOUS to me!!!
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