Practice What You Preach

Today I told my mom I needed to go get a hair trim and my eyebrows waxed before I move back next week and don't have time to do it.
Her response: "OH MY GOSH. Seriously? You act like you're entering a pageant or something. You do not need that."
..Any other time she'd be telling me I NEED to go get a hair cut or licking her finger and combing my eyebrow down. (Which is disgusting so make a mental note to stop doing that. Especially in public)

But on a serious note, Mom.. Practice what you preach.
My mom is ALWAYS making such a scene in parking lots because people drive all over them, go the wrong way and weave in and out of cars. Every time it happens, she goes "Look at that! Look at them! So stupid. That is how people get in wrecks."

Okay, so she makes such a big fuss about it.. But what does Johni do? Johni drives through the parking lot the wrong way, doesn't use the aisles like you're supposed to and cuts across parking spots. I know as soon as she reads this she's going to come in my room and say "I do not do that." Mom, you do. You did it tonight in the old Food Lion parking lot on the highway. You give me advice all the time, and my advice to you today is practice what you preach. And after she reads that part she's going to come back into my room and say, "you're going to miss me when I die."

She also parks in Hawaii and we're trying to get to Georgia. For example, we go to Chick-fil-a, we park at Applebee's. We go to Wal-Mart we park in Egypt.